It's that time of the week! That's right you guessed it!
FUCK YOU FRIDAY!
This week has brought about a good bit of change which has brought us to the BIG list this Friday! Some changes were good while others were not so good. Me being the bitch I am I just deal with shit and move on. That's just me. Life is way to fucking short to stress about little shit. Let alone stress about people I don't know. (AKA My FUCKING BITCH ASS PIECE OF SHIT CUM GUZZLING GUTTER TRASH WHORE THAT NEEDS 2 BAGS OVER HER HEAD JUST SO HER HUSBAND CAN FUCK HER NEIGHBOR!!) So off to the list.
1. FUCK YOU weather for being a piece of shit! Seriously! I live in Louisiana. It's not supposed to be 21 degrees. If you are going to make it cold here give me snow!
2. FUCK YOU To the douche bag fucking neighbor with the broken car alarm! That shit is broke if it goes off every 30 minutes on it's own! Don't set the mother fucker! NOT ONE PERSON ON THIS SHITTY STREET WANTS YOUR SHITTY 1995 LINCOLN TOWN CAR! He should have gotten a paint job before he got them wheels and that stereo!
3. FUCK YOU To South Polk Elementary for calling at 10 pm to tell me my daughter had an absence! Seriously, is there a rash of 2nd graders skipping schools? What kind of kids go there?
4. FUCK YOU phone for deciding you didn't want to work. You made me use a fucking 10 dollar phone till tax time! Oh yes, I am getting the Windows Phone just so I can keep up with my gamertag! That's right! I am an XBOX junkie!
5. FUCK YOU W2 people for the Military! Making Active Duty wait till the 24th! Damn it! I wanted my phone before Valentines day!
6. FUCK YOU dresser for eating my damn tennis bracelet! He didn't spend all that damn money to have you FUCKING eat it! SHIT!
7. FUCK YOU Louisiana for having jacked up fucking ways! I have to wait 30 mother fucking days to be able to drive legally! If I get pulled over my license will be gone for 5 years! (Note to NATHANIEL: BUY ME A BETTER FUCKING RADAR DETECTOR!!!!!)
8. FUCK YOU Johnny Taliban for injuring our soldiers and taking their LIVES! You fucking suck! I swear to God they need to give me a couple of NUKES and when I am PMS'ing send me in! Problem solved! NUKE THE BASTARDS!!!!!!
This concludes the train wreck of FUCK YOUS for the week. I hope your weekends go great! If you have snow enjoy it. I know I would. Just not as much snow as some of you got!