Monday, February 28, 2011

WTF Seriously?

They fucking cut GI benefits! Yes, they have taken away from education benefits. If you have done your time serving your country your education benefits are getting cut. Oh, but unemployment got help! Seriously! What the Fuck is this world coming too!
OK, so you can slam me now for having an opinion! I don't give one fucking rats ass! It's my blog, my opinion, and if you don't like it suck fucking Obama cock! I am serious here people! I am hotter then a fucking nun at a Chip-n-dales all naked review with cocks swinging in her face!
Change is supposed to be good! Not fucking worse then getting Genital Herpes and having your vagina swell up with no hopes for a cure anytime soon! (I would imagine that would suck pretty fucking bad!) I know I couldn't go with out sex let alone huge ass fucking blisters on my shit! Fuck that!
Don't even get me started about the fucking pay! These mother fuckers sit up there in their name brand designer suits making laws and telling us what we are allowed to and what we fucking can't do! They aren't taking bullets, running 24 hour missions, and being blown up! Yep they make more then anyone in the fucking world! Yet they want to cut military pay! Fuck those dirty ass mother fuckers who fuck whores and probably do lines of COKE off each others asses!
I refuse to fucking vote for any more shit bags! Fuck I voted last time, but I didn't vote for a change! I voted for a Military Vet and someone that knew what the fuck was going on! Seriously how you can run a Country and make decisions about the military when you didn't serve?
I am fucking done. I am stepping off the soap box and putting the Jimmy Choo's back on!
This is utterly the most ridiculous load of moldy horse shit I have ever heard!
I will be starting my own country in my back yard this damn weekend!

Sunday, February 27, 2011

I realized I am thankful

After the conversation with my daughter and sitting here all day thinking I have come to a horrible decision. I have protected my daughter from reality. I want her to have the perfect marriage with the perfect man and be treated like a queen. Is that so fucking wrong? I don't think so! It's all any woman wants, but some of us never get that. I didn't want to fall in love, have children, and then end up divorced before I was 30! I now see the bigger picture. Having found a great man. OK so he fucking found me and he never left. I am really super fucking lucky!
No matter how perfect a marriage seems to be there are always vultures. Women who don't care if the man is married. Men that don't care if you are married. Those people that are afraid of commitment and just want to fuck people. Then there are the people that purposely fuck married people in hopes of stealing them away from their spouse. Those girls you pissed off at some point in life that want to ruin your life by fucking with your man. We all know women like that! I know men like that. The ones that will fuck a married chick because they don't have to worry about her getting feelings! It's bullshit!
Maybe I am old fashioned but Jesus fucking cows!!!!! I get it if marriages fall apart. Mine did! Why fuck up someone elses shit? It's stupid! There are single people every fucking where!
If I got to the point where the man didn't please me sexually I would be out the fucking door! I'm not about to add something to my list of fucking sins that I will have to answer for later! It's already a LONG list.
 We have crazy fucked up schedules that have led to me having my crazy fucking thinking. BUT one thing stays the same... No matter how often we do have sex it's FUCKING FANTASTIC! He is always here when I need someone to talk to. If I have an issue in the middle of the night he may be grumpy because he has to work in 2 hours, but he wakes up for me! I am blessed.
I guess in a way this is a big thank you to my husband! THANK YOU for being FAITHFUL!! THANK YOU for being awesome! THANK YOU for being your wild, crazy, psychotic, and loving self that I fell in love with!
I love you!

Remember to log out of blogger!

I managed to not log out of blogger. Which is nothing out of the ordinary. I have nothing to hide so it doesn't bother me if my hubby decides to read it. He has his own blog for crying out loud. Besides our marriage doesn't have secrets. I have no desire to hide anything from him. The shocking part is my daughter was reading the blogs I follow. While she is stayed away from the ones with curse in the title she did read a couple she had to click the over age button on!
The blogs she read (and fucking understood!) led me to an hour long conversation about marriages. While I do not judge others for what they do in their marriages I will not have my daughters view of marriage tainted. To each their own. What ever makes them happy.
My sweet innocent daughter asked me a couple of hard questions. Mommy what is an affair? Mommy if someone gets married why would they want someone else? Don't people get married when they love each other? Mommy my daddy had affairs didn't he? Did daddy know these women?
All of these questions left me floored but I couldn't leave them fucking unanswered! So I took a deep breath and took the head first dive into answers fit for her age.
Sweetie, affairs are when you have sexual relations with someone other then your husband or wife. Yes, you are taught that marriage is special and so is your body. You marry someone who loves you. Mommy and daddy fell apart because of affairs and because mommy and daddy couldn't get along anymore. No the people on my blog list don't know daddy. I tried to skirt around the why would they have an affair question, but she is smart. So in the end I told her people have affairs when their spouse don't treat them right. 
Of course she had the usual comebacks. You were good to daddy, what about their children, what is God gonna say about that, and my fave... I love my daughter being so damn smart! What if they catch AIDS and STD's? This tells me she has listened to our talks! 
I then had to tell my daughter that just because I read blogs and women are having affairs that doesn't mean mommy does. I would never cheat on Nate. I know how it feels to be cheated on. I know how it feels to be the other woman in my own marriage, and I know how much it broke me in half.  
So now she doesn't want to get married ever. She doesn't want to be broken hearted and she is going to live with me forever! I told her not everyone does these things, but to her she has seen it personally. Now she has read it. At some point she would have found out that people do these things. I just wish it was a little later. 
So from now on I will be logging out of blogger and proving to my daughter that marriage is a wonderful thing that is full of love.
I will just enjoy that fact that she will be living with me forever until she falls in love and then it will be see you mommy! I hope that doesn't happen for at least 30 years!

Friday, February 25, 2011

Sweet Holy WTF..... DRE?

My friend shared a video on Facebook that has me floored and saddened at the same time. New DRE and Eminem, "I need a doctor". This video sends a powerful message. One that made me get teary eyed. Allow me to backtrack and explain a little before I share the horror that came from this new video.
I grew up in small town Louisiana. My parents are not at all accepting of white girls seeing black men. I was taught to not date black men at an early age. Actually I was taught to not date anyone outside my own race. I knew I wasn't going to be able to follow that. I watched friends throughout my highschool years that dated black men and the trouble it caused them. I began to think my parents were trying to save me.
This whole time I was holding a deep dark secret. While my friends were watching Saved By the Bell and wanting to be with Zac Morris or AC Slater (scarey how I fucking still know the names! WTF) I was secretly crushing on DR. DRE, LL Cool J, and Snoop. (Seriously! I just knew I was gonna be fly as white bitch that got to shake her ass in those video's.)
My dreams of shaking my ass in video's never happened, but my passion for Dre and Snoop got even bigger. I don't think I have ever not liked one of DRE's verses.  I remember the first verse I ever come out of that mans mouth.

Now I could go on adding my fave old school video's but honestly I think my blog would hate
It wasn't untill I was 30 that I found out that there is no real difference between a black man and a white man.
I was going through my nasty divorce and met a lovely tall dark and hot ass man... We shall leave him nameless because I know there are some people here that read my blog and I don't need to put his name out there without permission. He was blacker then black. I could care less about his color because he was polite, sensitive, and OMG had fucking muscles for days!!!! Oh, and ladies that special muscle was just as fucking large! I now know the Things didn't work out, but that is a good thing. I married a wonderful man that moves me for me.
 Oh and I got sidetracked on my jouney through time with video's. My memories and thoughts took over so if this blog rambles forgive me, but I now have a huge smile on my face!

 Back on track. The newest video DRE has put out with EMINEM is deep and has a sad message in DRE'S ending lines. Check it out.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Getting back on track

I need to get back to blogging. I have been so busy lately that it seems all my time is taken up by other things I need to do. All of them equally important, but damn I just run out of time! Trying to edit 15 video's to upload to YouTube and making more of those, organizing the house, fighting with the Army, and running to new doctors are just a few. Fighting with the Army is an endless battle though. You fight that fight the whole time you are enlisted. Sometimes after you get out!
I've been searching for new ideas to change up my page and well I haven't found any that jump out at me. Ones that aren't already being used that is. I am not one to copy someone else's layout. That's not very creative. Sadly I am behind in my reading also. I got a chance to catch up on some tonight. I laughed my ass off at a couple of them. I took a vacation and missed a lot.
In other news I created another look using Simply Kendra products.
Aztec Maiden, Frog Prince, Ice Storm, and N'Awlins were used in this look.
I will be trying to knock out one a day if my busy schedule allows it.
I am loving my OPI Black Shatter!!! I can't rave about that enough either!
I hope this finds you all well and in good spirits. Remember it's Mardi Gras season. If you didn't have a reason to drink you have one now!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Terrible Tuesday! I need sleep

As much as I like getting things accomplished early so I have my days free I hate getting 2 hours of sleep! I am used to my 4 to 5 hours of sleep damn it. For about a week now I have been waking up with horrible back pain and muscle cramps in my legs. WTF?! My legs get all tingly and then cramp up like I ran a fucking marathon. Shit has got to go!
In other news the children were dressed, hair done, and sitting down to breakfast at 6:30. WHOA! This is fantastic! This leaves 30 minutes till the bus. This is fucking awesome! I didn't have to break up the usual 3 fights between the oldest and youngest. Something is in the air! I think they got together and decided to fuck with mom's head. They are never this good in the morning. The middle girl even let me fix her hair without a fight!
I managed to crank out the first Youtube video last night. Just a collection of the looks I started with the Simply Kendra eyeshadows, some swatches, and screen shots of her colors. I will link it for your enjoyment or just for you to have something to laugh at. Either way I could care less.

Have a great day!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Makeup Monday Early Simply Kendra Edition!

I know I will be immensely busy tomorrow so I am going to get my Makeup Monday out of the way tonight. I decided to do something completely new for me and yea I ended up with a freaking amazing look. I will list what I used to create this awesome look I am dubbing "Infantry Girl".

I started with my Urban Decay Primer Potion. (No big shocker there) I then applied NYX Jumbo pencil in "Milk" to the inner eye carrying it over t about half way. Going just above the crease. I then applied NYX Jumbo pencil in "Electric Blue" to the outer half going to the crease then blending that up with my finger.
I then applied Simply Kendra's "Ice Storm" the inner third and inside corner. I then used Simply Kendra's "Conspiracy Theory" on the middle and outer corner going just above the crease. For the outer edge I used Simply Kendra's "Starry Night". I blended that into the crease and into "Conspiracy Theory".  For the highlight I used LORAC's 3D luminous.
The bottom is "Ice Storm" blended into "Conspiracy Theory" blended into "Starry Night". I lined my lashes with LORAC gel liner and used Rimmel mascara.
I also used the NYX eyebrow palette.

On my face I used the following:
Smashbox Photo Finish
Smashbox color corrector
Smashbox tinted moisturizer
NARS blush
Benefit Highbeam
and for my lips
LORAC 3D Gloss

Sorry for the crappy pictures I had to take them with my iPhone since I broke my damn camera! I hope you all enjoy the look. 

You can also find her on Facebook as Simply Kendra.

*I am using Simply Kendra's products out of my love for her shadows. I am not paid or given anything for these looks or reviews I do for her. I love these shadows and they are lovely. Try them for yourself you will see how great they are!*

Saturday, February 19, 2011

My husband is special!

As you know already (if you are on my Facebook or I have your number in my phone) yesterday was the husband's birthday. He had a lovely day. As a result to him having a wonderful birthday I had one hell of night! Which resulted in amazing sex! TMI? I don't give a fuck! I felt so freaking awesome when I woke up this morning that I have to shout it to the world! My man is fucking awesome!

I just love this song! It's fitting after a wonderful night like last night! LMAO! I hope you all have a wonderful weekend.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Holy Crap I hate Xbox... Again?

It seems strange to be able to crank out yet another blog today. Could it be I am bored? I think so. It's not like there is a lot to do in Sleasville Louisiana. OK, so it's not the name of this shitty town, but it sounds much better. The top three things in this town are bars, motels, and churches. I swear there is a church on every fucking corner! It's crazy. Not to mention there are like a dozen more in the surrounding area. That's Louisiana for you. Come on they call the counties in this shit hole state parishes! Seriously! It's fucking retarded, but that is the way they wanted it.
So the reason I decided I had to blog is stated in the following couple of sentences. just fucking keep reading I will try not to write a fucking novel but you know I can't help myself when I get going. The little Prince has a friend spending the night. (Which did upset the two princesses, but they are asleep now with no crying! Thank God.)The little man is an awesome kid. He is a lovely addition to my house. They have spent since 4 p.m. this afternoon time on Xbox. Playing Black Ops and Halo. I love Black Ops! Well at least I used to love it. I was watching them run around and shoot each other and have a blast. I must tell you mommy kicks butt! There are many a night I have gotten cursed out for beating men on that game. My ego died tonight! My little prince has the fastest trigger finger I have seen. He would see me around a corner before I saw him! (Don't worry I called to make an eye appointment to cure my blindness!) 
I would spend hours playing this game! Scoring in the top 3 of damn near every match. It took my 7 year old son to show me I can be knocked to my knees before I see it coming. 
So I ask myself a couple of questions. Have I gotten older in a week? Have I lost my reflexes? Was I in fact playing in an online lobby all this time? What the fuck is wrong with my trigger finger? All these damn questions and it took him to tell me the answers. "It's OK mom. You can't play good everyday!" 
I love my son so much. I could hear the smart ass tone in his voice. I saw the happy dance he did. It's really amazing how 30 seconds can make you want to throw a 400 dollar toy out the window! So I am on break from my Xbox again until I get my trigger finger back! I am really depressed. 
Before someone says something negative. I would never ever punish my child for something I am proud of him doing! He is getting really good at these video games! Oh, and as for throwing the xbox out the window... yea right! We spent way to much money upgrading all these game systems! My hubby would kill me if I broke one on purpose. Now controllers are a different story. Mine has been thrown several times!

I got secrets also....

My girl Falen *AKA* Thundercat posted an excellent blog on secrets in your closet.
We all have the damn things. It's just only some of us are willing to open and share those secrets. That is understandable. Secrets put into those closets are our most deepest darkest things we have done. They could be used against us. Face it - The world is an evil place.
I have a couple that are way back in my closet. They are hidden by a wall of concrete and then I hung sheet rock over that. Those are the ones that would probably get me into a lot of trouble. At least I think of them in that way.
I've tried to kill myself 3 times. I have overdosed on pills, I have wrecked a car on purpose, and I have slit my wrist. The right way. I will not add to that since my daughter does blog and well I don't want to teach any lessons here. I have been through some rough shit. I lost my first true love in a car accident, I have been raped, I have been abused both psychically and mentally, and I have witnessed some nasty shit. I drank my self into the ground almost every night. I did drugs to try to cope. Sometimes I mixed the two and damn near killed myself. I have slept with men I knew were married. I figured, hell women are doing it to me. Then I realized I was causing them to feel what I didn't want to feel. It wasn't right.
I can truly say that I have learned from my mistakes and I learned what to watch out for that my parents missed. No matter how bad I thought I had it I knew there was someone that had it worse.
I have also learned that no matter how happy you try to make your children you will never make them 100% happy. You can't buy their love or happiness. They will have broken hearts, they will endure pain, and they will also have to learn from their mistakes just as we have had to do. You can't take away someones pain and heart ache but you can help them through it. I just hope my children do not encounter the amount of pain and heart ache I did.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

I am in love!

OMG, I got the best present yesterday! I got my OPI Black Shatter nail polish!!!! It is truly amazing. I had to use it the minute I got it.
It's simple to use. Apply your base coat. Then apply a color of your choice. (I chose my bright pink.) Then apply the Black Shatter in a thin coat over your dried color choice. It dries super quick. Now it does dry matte so you will want a top coat. I used a high gloss top coat.
So here are two pictures of the end result!
I was so excited I didn't clean up the edges before I took the photo's!

I am going to see how long this lasts before I have to change my polish. I will be using this with each of my colors. I have a huge selection of colors so I am looking forward to seeing how it looks with them all.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

The joys of public school!

Well I wasn't going to post on the recent events of the week, but the hubby did. There is no need repeating what has happened. We are greatly upset that the school has taken this course of action. They refuse to accept any of the blame! If you have a lice outbreak in your home you clean everything. Everything gets washed, scrubbed, and sanitized. The school however doesn't do this. Not cleaning shit kids share leads to re infestation and spreading! My girls wash their hair everyday and shower daily. My girls are now bathing daily and washing their hair every 2 days. They will now be wearing their hair up or braided. I have instructed them that if the person next to them is itching they are to move! I don't care what the teacher says! They are not to sit back in their seat on the school bus and they can only sit together! I am going to school board Monday and lodging a complaint. I have had enough of this. I have had to put my children through hell 4 times this school year and I will go postal if it happens one more time!
Fuck You Vernon Parish School Board and South Polk Elementary!

We have invested in a special line of lice preventing shampoos. conditioners, and hair care products. This shit is expensive but proven to work. We shall see! I am sending the bill to the school board! I may even have the school pay for the furniture!

Friday, February 11, 2011

Get a load of this!

So I wake up this morning and I have 2 new followers on my blog. Yea!!! Well, one is a girl who loves make-up and wants the same Sigma brushes I do. The other.... is strange!
I would never have in a million years thought the husband would start blogging! But, he did! He even put my pretty face on his blog.... honestly I think he is using it to get followers since I look better then him. That's just my opinion. If you think I say fuck a lot then you have no clue..... He is an asshole! He needs a jacket that makes him hug himself! The only problem is he is so tiny he gets out of them!
So you should go follow the hubby and be careful with your feelings... they might get hurt!
I love you baby and Welcome to blog land!
Welcome to my other new follower also.

Fuck you Fridays!

It's the return of Fuck you Friday! I actually have some Fuck Yous this week!
So let's cut through the small talk and get to big event. Shall we?

1.FUCK YOU weather for being so fucking retarded! Seriously you are acting like a fucking crackhead on the 18th of the month after you are broke and can't find your dealer! Make up your fucking mind and get warm! 
2. FUCK YOU State of Louisiana for thinking a New Mexico resident owes state taxes to you! He pays taxes to fucking New Mexico and you took money for back taxes??? WTF?!
3. FUCK YOU to the DOUCHE BAG that fucked up my son's head yet again! I am extremely happy my hubby isn't deploying, but I am seriously pissed you keep changing your mind! It's fucking with my children! ASSHOLE!
4. FUCK YOU LORAC for taking forever to get my order here! I seriously want my 3D lip gloss! I want it now!
5. FUCK YOU to the postal service! They no longer deliver in Rain, snow, sleet, or shine! My important package is sitting 6 hours away due to weather! WTF!
6. FUCK YOU feet for still have heel spurs! I refuse to get another painful shot in my heel! That shit hurts worse then walking on them!
7. FUCK YOU uterus for refusing to grow another baby, but making sure your damn presence is known for 9 days out of the month! I wish you would just die so the doctor would take you out of me and bury your ass in the trash can!
8. FUCK YOU pencil brush thief that is hiding in my house! You have ate 5 MAC brushes! When I catch your ass you are going on the grill with some fucking Jack Daniel BBQ sauce! I am pulling a Jeffrey Dom er!
9. FUCK YOU vet for fucking up my baby kitty Bella! She is in pain and looks like she got a fucking back alley abortion! Complete with bad stitching!
And finally
10. FUCK YOU world for being a fucked up shit hole! Terrorists need to suck a fat fucking cock and be fucked in the ass by a damn donkey!!!!!!

Other then my list of FUCK YOUS it's been an awesome week! I hope you all have a wonderful weekend! I know that I am going to try to have one hell of a weekend!

Thursday, February 10, 2011

My new faves and must haves!

I haven't done a blog with any real purpose in so long since I have been busy. So I decided to share with you all some of my new must have items as well as some of my very favorite items. I hope you enjoy. Yes I am aware that most of the items I use are not for everyone. I urge you to try them. They are wonderful products and worth the money you will spend on them. The pictures were taken with my iPhone so they pretty much suck, but you at least can see them.
I made a wonderful purchase at Sephora last Thursday. The Smashbox line is incredible. Though I must say I was a complete idiot because I didn't know they sold Smashbox at the P.X. Kinda glad considering I got a great deal online!
Photo Finish! Yes ladies this is a wonderful face primer! My skin loves it. This product leaves your face silky smooth and diminishes the appearance of lines. This is my new must have. For the price I am glad a little goes a long way as this product carried a large price tag. I bought the biggest they had so you can go cheaper and get a smaller one.
Color Correcting... simply amazing. I have 2 spots that have scars and are red around them. This product works wonders! You can use it as an all over correcter or for spots like I do. It blends well and it feels wonderful!
I spend a great deal outside so this is something I am used to using. Smashbox has just become my brand of choice! This feels wonderful and I love easy things that make my skin feel nice. I can literally throw this on, add some eyeliner, add some mascara, and some lip gloss and bounce out the door!
I purchased the last three colors I needed to complete my collect of Jumbo Pencils from NYX. I love love love these pencils. They make my already wonderful Simply Kendra shadows look even more amazing. These pencils are worth the price. They are super affordable and they are multi purpose! You can use them as a base for your shadows, use them by them selves, or use them as liner! I use a liner brush and scrape some from the side to use them as a liner.
I ordered another back up Urban Decay Primer Potion. While I was looking at the primer I decided to get Sin along with the original. Sin is a shimmery primer. I love it. I swear the 2 tubes of 2 faced Shadow Insurance are going to collect dust. I just love UDPP so much and can't bring myself to cheat on it with another Sorry for the bad picture. My iPhone was acting retarded.
My CHI line is a must have! Since the CHI stays attached to mine and the girls hair we constantly buy the CHI products. They smell lovely! Pair these with the Avon hair shine capsules and it's a scent that drives men wild. My husband refers to it as my hair perfume! Those mixed with Victoria Secrets Very Sexy lotion and perfume drive my husband wild!
This my loves is the Mardi Gras Stack from Simply Kendra! Love Love Love these eye shadows! She has 40 different shades to choose from. I ordered all 40 and the Mardi Gras Stack which is Limited Edition! The green glitter works nicely with my Liquid Sugar from Eye Kandy! Her shadows look wonderful dry and mixed with a mixer! Excellent payout on color and completely wonderful. I am going to bundle up my other eye shadows that I don't use and donate them to someone that needs more make-up. Seriously I have way too much! I have over 50 lip glosses! It's crazy I know, but not as crazy as ordering another 5 lip glosses!
I am waiting patiently for my Lorac order to arrive so I can share with you what I scored from there! I hope you all have a wonderful evening and have enjoyed the beauty products I have shared. 
Please check out Simply Kendra. You will not be disappointed.  

Stand Back... This message contains feelings

As I have been sitting here listening to music from the days where we rode the strip, drank Boone's Farm from the bottle, and got our older friends to buy our smokes something struck my memory hard. I'm not sure if it was remembering the times where we didn't have a care in the world or remembering all the good times. So many of my memories are of Kendra and Faith. While not all of them are good most of them remind me of how far I have come. I look back and see that Faith tried to save me from the Jeremy chapter in my book of life. I lost her friendship for years over that douche bag. Well it was a mixture of him and my stupid mistakes. I never used to care about what people thought of me. I was having fun. I was blocking out pain and nearly killing myself in the process. I was very much a whore. I enjoyed sex and lots of it. If I were a guy I would have a lot of notches on the belt of honors! Looking back I realize while I was enjoying myself. I was also playing with fire. I have a dear friend that was there when Douglas was killed. She was there for a lot. We no longer speak and I miss her so much.
The times we would hold up in the girls bathroom to smoke, sneaking up the hill at the 9th grade center to smoke before our buses came, or getting high with Nathan. Gosh how I miss that boy! We lost Nathan in September of 1994. That boy could make any girl melt. He had the best personality. I remember him sitting in my parents drive-way on the hood of his mom's old huge grey car. My parents came home and flipped out. Of course we were getting high, but they were pissed a boy was there and they smelled That was the day before he was shot. I was at work when we heard about what happened. The good old McDonald's drive-through on the strip! I still refuse to believe it was suicide!
Anyway, there are so many memories about Woody's Ice House! God I loved that bar! I spent 7 days a week there! From opening to close! Of course I do not remember every night but we had one hell of a time! OMFG, I met Fish at Woody's! LMAO! Nothing like 3 a.m. four wheeler riding drunk! The stupid shit we did! So the memories have driven me to try to find a couple people that I haven't talked to in a while. What a better place to start then Facebook! So I am on a journey to find my old friends and hopefully catch up. It would be nice to see how a lot of them are doing. Minus That is one that is better left alone! That was a train wreck that I should have avoided but I kept jumping on that ride every chance I got! Have you ever had one of those relationships where you knew nothing good would come of it, but damn the boy just had something you craved? That is what Fish I think it was the sex!

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Insomnia and retarded answers

It's 3 in the fucking morning and of course I am still wide awake. Well not really still. I fell asleep next to the hubby at 9 which is never a good idea. I always wake up at 1 am. I had my allotted 4 hours of sleep and now my body just wants to get up and fucking go. Don't even get me started on the damn weather! It's fucking 21 degrees outside! This is fucking Louisiana. Mother Nature is pulling a fucking crazy ass prank on my ass cause this shit ain't funny! My hip, knee, shoulder, and fucking back are hurting worse then a fucking mouse with it's head stuck in a damn trap after it was trying to steal the fucking peanut butter! I'm about to kick Mother Natures ass or invoke the devil one. I'm thinking the devil needs to visit cause her red ass will warm this shit up!
I did do my nails for an intended Make-Up Monday, but shit just got really bad. It was a horrible day and I couldn't write a blog. Fucking deal with it. I get like that. I have been noticing lately the extreme changes in mood. I must go through 7 or 8 mood changes in a fucking day. It's getting out of hand and the anxiety is way too much lately. I feel like I am on a roller coaster that is spiraling out of control with no hopes of stopping. I have managed to find a doctor and with any hopes I can get some answers.

I was catching up my reading and found some questions that crazy ass Falen had answered and thought I would share them. While my answers aren't as fucking funny as her answers they are still interesting questions. So when you are done reading jump on over and check her out!

1. If you have pets, do you see them as merely animals, or are they members of your family?
They are a member of my family! Hands down. They are my little children that are plotting my death! After having 2 of them trip my ass causing me fall down my damn stairs I wonder if they are planning my death so the family will feed them more. I put them all on certain feeding times because Moosa's ass is 2 times as big as Garfield's fat ass! I did a food-tervention!

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
My biggest dream was to have a wonderful husband and a great father for my children. I have that. The other dream is 10 fucking minutes with Eric Northman naked and OMFG, if that ever happens I will gladly kiss everyone's ass!

3. What is the one thing most hated by you?
DEAD BEAT MOTHER FUCKING DAD'S! Those mother fuckers that have kids and don't do shit for the children they create! Seriously they need their Nuts cut off! With a fucking rusty butter knife! Yea, I hate them!

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Pay off all our debts! Then it's major shopping for us. My kids need clothes! Momma needs some new purses, some new shoes, and some new make-up. Daddy needs a new truck. Then the rest would be invested. We have 10 years left in the military and when he is done the world will be ours!

5. What helps to pull you out of a bad mood?
My children! Each of them have a wonderful personality and really big hearts. They can make anyone feel better and laugh. I am blessed to have wonderful children. They are all so funny and have such wonderful imaginations! My hubby is also great at ending bad moods... you have seen the funny photo's! Seriously the man has lost his marbles!

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Being loved by someone! There is nothing better then knowing that someone loves you just as much as you love them! (Though I would LOVE to see my husband naked 24/7!)

7. What is your bedtime routine?
When I can sleep, wash the face, clean the mouth, get naked, jump into bed, harass the husband, play on the phone when the harassing doesn't work, and then fall asleep at some point!

8. If you are currently in a relationship, how did you meet your partner?
New Orleans Ladies! Yes, it's a strip club here in town. I was there for the same reason he was. The next night we all went out to Wild Rides where he fed me shot after shot.. After a dirty cab ride where I almost got naked we ended up at my apartment and he never left.

9. If you could watch a creative person in the act of the creative process, who would it be?
I would love to spend the day with mother fucking Kat Williams!!!!! I know I would have a mother fucking blast!

10. What kinds of books do you read?
Vampire books... I love me some Vampires! Always have. They are so fucking sexy!

12. What’s your fear?

13. Would you give up all junk food for the rest of your life for the opportunity to visit outer space?
I don't really eat junk food, but I damn sure like my feet on the ground! Fuck getting eaten by some aliens

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
Married and poor! I can be happy anywhere as long as Nate and the kids are with me. Money can't by happiness and happiness is what makes a home!

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
Pee then Shower

16. If you could change one thing about your spouse/partner what would it be?
I believe I would have to change his schedule. Just rearrange it a little so that I can get sex more and the Army can see him

17. If you could pick a new name for yourself, what would it be?
I wouldn't change it. It's fabulous being me!

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that special someone has done?
Fuck No, No way in mother fucking hell. I do hold grudges. Some things people need to be shot for! I am a bitch, and I will tell you straight! I fucking hate my ex husband for the things he did to me and the way he treats my children. Nothing will ever change that! He has no chance in hell at forgiveness. End of story.
Now if it's anyone else... depending on the situation you might get forgiven.

19. If you could only eat one thing for the next 6 months, what would it be?
I have to agree with Falen!!!! Sushi!!!!! I love me some fucking rolls!

I hope you enjoyed the questions and answers. Jump on over to her blog. She is doing a Ladies Night where the men get their own questions and that is coming up soon. Be sure to catch it!