It's 3 in the fucking morning and of course I am still wide awake. Well not really still. I fell asleep next to the hubby at 9 which is never a good idea. I always wake up at 1 am. I had my allotted 4 hours of sleep and now my body just wants to get up and fucking go. Don't even get me started on the damn weather! It's fucking 21 degrees outside! This is fucking Louisiana. Mother Nature is pulling a fucking crazy ass prank on my ass cause this shit ain't funny! My hip, knee, shoulder, and fucking back are hurting worse then a fucking mouse with it's head stuck in a damn trap after it was trying to steal the fucking peanut butter! I'm about to kick Mother Natures ass or invoke the devil one. I'm thinking the devil needs to visit cause her red ass will warm this shit up!
I did do my nails for an intended Make-Up Monday, but shit just got really bad. It was a horrible day and I couldn't write a blog. Fucking deal with it. I get like that. I have been noticing lately the extreme changes in mood. I must go through 7 or 8 mood changes in a fucking day. It's getting out of hand and the anxiety is way too much lately. I feel like I am on a roller coaster that is spiraling out of control with no hopes of stopping. I have managed to find a doctor and with any hopes I can get some answers.
I was catching up my reading and found some questions that crazy ass Falen had answered and thought I would share them. While my answers aren't as fucking funny as her answers they are still interesting questions. So when you are done reading jump on over and check her out!
1. If you have pets, do you see them as merely animals, or are they members of your family?
They are a member of my family! Hands down. They are my little children that are plotting my death! After having 2 of them trip my ass causing me fall down my damn stairs I wonder if they are planning my death so the family will feed them more. I put them all on certain feeding times because Moosa's ass is 2 times as big as Garfield's fat ass! I did a food-tervention!
2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
My biggest dream was to have a wonderful husband and a great father for my children. I have that. The other dream is 10 fucking minutes with Eric Northman naked and OMFG, if that ever happens I will gladly kiss everyone's ass!
3. What is the one thing most hated by you?
DEAD BEAT MOTHER FUCKING DAD'S! Those mother fuckers that have kids and don't do shit for the children they create! Seriously they need their Nuts cut off! With a fucking rusty butter knife! Yea, I hate them!
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Pay off all our debts! Then it's major shopping for us. My kids need clothes! Momma needs some new purses, some new shoes, and some new make-up. Daddy needs a new truck. Then the rest would be invested. We have 10 years left in the military and when he is done the world will be ours!
5. What helps to pull you out of a bad mood?
My children! Each of them have a wonderful personality and really big hearts. They can make anyone feel better and laugh. I am blessed to have wonderful children. They are all so funny and have such wonderful imaginations! My hubby is also great at ending bad moods... you have seen the funny photo's! Seriously the man has lost his marbles!
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Being loved by someone! There is nothing better then knowing that someone loves you just as much as you love them! (Though I would LOVE to see my husband naked 24/7!)
7. What is your bedtime routine?
When I can sleep, wash the face, clean the mouth, get naked, jump into bed, harass the husband, play on the phone when the harassing doesn't work, and then fall asleep at some point!
8. If you are currently in a relationship, how did you meet your partner?
New Orleans Ladies! Yes, it's a strip club here in town. I was there for the same reason he was. The next night we all went out to Wild Rides where he fed me shot after shot.. After a dirty cab ride where I almost got naked we ended up at my apartment and he never left.
9. If you could watch a creative person in the act of the creative process, who would it be?
I would love to spend the day with mother fucking Kat Williams!!!!! I know I would have a mother fucking blast!
10. What kinds of books do you read?
Vampire books... I love me some Vampires! Always have. They are so fucking sexy!
12. What’s your fear?
13. Would you give up all junk food for the rest of your life for the opportunity to visit outer space?
I don't really eat junk food, but I damn sure like my feet on the ground! Fuck getting eaten by some aliens
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
Married and poor! I can be happy anywhere as long as Nate and the kids are with me. Money can't by happiness and happiness is what makes a home!
15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
Pee then Shower
16. If you could change one thing about your spouse/partner what would it be?
I believe I would have to change his schedule. Just rearrange it a little so that I can get sex more and the Army can see him less.....lol
17. If you could pick a new name for yourself, what would it be?
I wouldn't change it. It's fabulous being me!
18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that special someone has done?
Fuck No, No way in mother fucking hell. I do hold grudges. Some things people need to be shot for! I am a bitch, and I will tell you straight! I fucking hate my ex husband for the things he did to me and the way he treats my children. Nothing will ever change that! He has no chance in hell at forgiveness. End of story.
Now if it's anyone else... depending on the situation you might get forgiven.
19. If you could only eat one thing for the next 6 months, what would it be?
I have to agree with Falen!!!! Sushi!!!!! I love me some fucking rolls!
I hope you enjoyed the questions and answers. Jump on over to her blog. She is doing a Ladies Night where the men get their own questions and that is coming up soon. Be sure to catch it!