21 questions... my answers

So it's 21 questions today! Yea. If you are easily offended just close the fucking window now! It's will save you from getting your panties or tighty whitey's in a bunch.

1. Did you have sex today?

Fuck NO! This fucking virus is kicking our ass!  

2. Did you have an orgasm in the last 24 hours?

Fuck NO, I hate being sick. Even worse I hate being sick when everyone else is sick!

3. Can you get off from a sexy text message?

Nope

4. I have a friend that can get horny watching the food network, what channel or show gets you off?

I have never thought about this... I do get horny watching True Blood!!!!!! Have you seen that tall ass Nordic Vampire! Eric is fucking HOT! 

5. Blow job while in a moving vehicle with the blow-ee driving.

YES, and it damn near killed me cause he couldn't multi-task. Seriously, ask for head while driving and then not able to maintain control of the car... Douche! 

6. Longest you have gone without sex?

Usually 12 to 14 months.... The Army has long deployments!

7. Longest you have gone without toys of any kind?

I haven't

8. Most uncomfortable place you have had sex?

I would have to say my parents bed..... yea I was a bad girl! I did that! Just to say I did it!

9. are you loud in the bedroom?

I used to not hold back... I have an 11 year old and we live in on post housing... paper thin walls... so yea there are alot of bites on the pillows, some scars on the hubby's back, and a few bite scars on his shoulders....lol

10. Do you like to be in control or have none?

I love it when he is in control! I have control issues, but for some reason in bed I like him to take charge.

11. How do you feel about choking?

No comment, I plead the fifth.... ;)

12. Have you ever vajazzled?

If you are referring to piercings.. Yes I have three below the waist!

13. Can you yodel? (remember I said I am drunk)

Um, that noisy shit people do on mountains.... No.

14. What is the sexiest thing you own in your opinion?

Either my lingerie or my stripper shoes!  

15. Favorite kind of alcohol that makes you horny?

Patron and Captain Morgan!

16. Have you ever had sex on a full bladder?

No, when I got to go I have to go!

17. Biggest turn on in a man and biggest turn on in a woman?

Man: tattoo's Woman: BOOBS!

18. Do you like oral sex?

YES, more please

19. Do you think you could watch your partner/signif other be with someone else?

Honestly NO.. I might kill them. I am being honest. I refuse to share the man I love on the grounds I have issues and baggage from a previous marriage. 

20. I am drunk remember so I am going to show a picture...wanna share?

There you go...lol See the toilet in the back ground! LMAO!

21. Have you ever tried Ben-WA balls?

Yes