Wednesday, January 26, 2011

21 questions... my answers



So it's 21 questions today! Yea. If you are easily offended just close the fucking window now! It's will save you from getting your panties or tighty whitey's in a bunch.



1. Did you have sex today?

Fuck NO! This fucking virus is kicking our ass!  

2. Did you have an orgasm in the last 24 hours?

Fuck NO, I hate being sick. Even worse I hate being sick when everyone else is sick!
3. Can you get off from a sexy text message?

Nope

4. I have a friend that can get horny watching the food network, what channel or show gets you off?

I have never thought about this... I do get horny watching True Blood!!!!!! Have you seen that tall ass Nordic Vampire! Eric is fucking HOT! 

5. Blow job while in a moving vehicle with the blow-ee driving.

YES, and it damn near killed me cause he couldn't multi-task. Seriously, ask for head while driving and then not able to maintain control of the car... Douche! 

6. Longest you have gone without sex?

Usually 12 to 14 months.... The Army has long deployments!

7. Longest you have gone without toys of any kind?

I haven't

8. Most uncomfortable place you have had sex?

I would have to say my parents bed..... yea I was a bad girl! I did that! Just to say I did it!

9. are you loud in the bedroom?

I used to not hold back... I have an 11 year old and we live in on post housing... paper thin walls... so yea there are alot of bites on the pillows, some scars on the hubby's back, and a few bite scars on his shoulders....lol

10. Do you like to be in control or have none?

I love it when he is in control! I have control issues, but for some reason in bed I like him to take charge.
11. How do you feel about choking?

No comment, I plead the fifth.... ;)

12. Have you ever vajazzled?

If you are referring to piercings.. Yes I have three below the waist!
13. Can you yodel? (remember I said I am drunk)

Um, that noisy shit people do on mountains.... No.
14. What is the sexiest thing you own in your opinion?

Either my lingerie or my stripper shoes!  

15. Favorite kind of alcohol that makes you horny?

Patron and Captain Morgan!

16. Have you ever had sex on a full bladder?

No, when I got to go I have to go!
17. Biggest turn on in a man and biggest turn on in a woman?

Man: tattoo's Woman: BOOBS!
18. Do you like oral sex?

YES, more please

19. Do you think you could watch your partner/signif other be with someone else?

Honestly NO.. I might kill them. I am being honest. I refuse to share the man I love on the grounds I have issues and baggage from a previous marriage. 

20. I am drunk remember so I am going to show a picture...wanna share?


There you go...lol See the toilet in the back ground! LMAO!


21. Have you ever tried Ben-WA balls?

Yes

8 comments:

EnVii said...

sooo i have to now go buy true blood to see what the hell your talkin bout.. i dont get "real cable" here so now to go buy all the seasons LMAo

singedwingangel said...

@Envii check Netflix they should have it on there.. and love your answers hun. Man I am so glad I am not a milspouse now.. I used to be but got out before he was ever deployed anywhere, although I would have to say my sex drive now in my 40's is MUCH higher..

Jen Sparkles said...

Girl, Eric Northman is hott!!!! OMFG, Though most women think that Bill is hotter. It's all about your taste in men. Hell I have always had a thing for Vampires.

Angel, it sucks ass dealing with deployments, but they are part of the job...lol. I keep thinking my sex drive is getting higher and higher, but his is getting lower and lower...lol. I see the blue pill coming...lmao!

Daisygirl said...

Thanks for linking up chica! I am following your blog but for some stupid ass reason blogger is frucking with my picture and its not showing up on any freakin blogs...

k venting done! Tattoos are so hot and I think boobs is a must haha!

Love your # 13!

Jen Sparkles said...

I am a boob girl and a tattoo lover! OMFG, the perfect female... great boobs and lots of ink! LMAO! I love your blogs! I think I am slowly coming out of my damn blogging shell so hopefully I will be joing a couple of links...lol. I love your photo's BTW! Super Sexy!

Lady Grinning Soul said...

Haha, love your answers! So rockin'... you sound like fun as well. And I like the picture!
LGS xx

Jen Sparkles said...

Thanks LGS :)

Simply Kendra said...

Eric Northman is HOT HOT HOT!!!! I have never been vajazzled but I have done it on a couple of girls, I offer it as an upsale after giving a brazillian wax, I use eyelash glue and glue on swarvoski crystals in a design, great Valentines present for your man!