Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Holy Flying Fucking Cows!!!!!!!

Yes, cows fly, they fuck and they are holy! So don't criticize me about the cows! Damn tree hugger! I know what comes from cows asses. That is why I carry an umbrella so I don't get cow shit on my head! You should also!
I have recently been reading through the blogs that I follow and well I am impressed. I am new to this blog world. I am also very random. I will tell you if something upsets me. I ain't scared! LMAO!
I have a wonderful husband who at times makes me very angry. He likes to take the blame when something goes wrong. He acts like the battered spouse! LMAO. It makes me so angry that is takes the blame for shit that is out of his fucking control! Seriously, everything. Before you nosey bitches run to the company let me inform you... He is not the battered spouse! I am! I don't get my BMW for at least 3 more years! No BMW till he hits his E-7! Seriously, How mean is that! LOL! I am a princess I deserve a royal carriage! I have settled for 2011 Ford F-350! That is truly a royal carriage!
Next order of business. If you have any reviews of toys or know where I can get one from the comfort of my home please share! I need a new on in the worst way! I know some of my readers are like me and are totally open. Let's face it. I can write about this shit easier then I can talk about it face to face....lol. Always been that way. Also if there are contests running where I can get one for free direct me there. I am a little short on the cash this week. (Thanks to Vernon Parrish!)
Oh and please women I beg you! If you are with a man that was previously married and has children make that sorry bastard see his kids! The exes kids came before your kids. They need love from their daddy just like your kids do. Oh, and one more thing. Don't front to other women that you are a great step-mother! Specially if you blog and your blog doesn't even included his other 4 kids! Fuck You Bitch! You ain't fooling anyone! 

2 comments:

The Queen said...

Thank you for saying what needs to be said.. they need to see all their previous kids.. no matter how many new families they have started... oh.. did I mention I was married to a man,, who built his very own family tree.. one abandon wife and child at a time... then.. the fruit fell far from the tree.. because he refused to be kind to them.. or include them...

then he went to prison..
then he got out..and started yet another family...

and then.. with any luck.. he'll die..

Jen Sparkles said...

You are so very fucking welcome. I could write a book about my x-huband, but it would get me no where! It chaps my lilly white ass that so many men do this! Then their new wives think it's fine because they are good dads to their new children. ARG! Some men should not be allowed to make babies!