The weekly thing

It is Friday once again. Which brings us to:

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Just Jen and CB are running BSF together. This promises to be a good thing. We shall see in the coming weeks. Run on over and check them out.

This week has been pretty entertaining. A troll of sorts started shit on a blog. OK well it tried to start shit. It was handed it's ass pretty quickly. It ran away like a Duck-Billed Platypus out of crack.

 As for FUCK YOU FRIDAYS I really don't have anything that truly sticks out at me that is worth mentioning. A few minor things, but they are more like rants and well I don't feel like sharing them this morning. That is another blog and another series of hate mails I just don't feel like fucking starting at this moment. Have a wonderful weekend.

Did that just really happen?

I had decided I was going to do a make-up look for Friday even with the swelling on my face. I can't stand having an idea and not being able to show everyone. Well I was going through my boxes (trust me I have boxes) of make-up because I got evicted from my space in the bathroom and noticed that my Benefit "High Beam" was missing! WTF?! Now I have this look pictured in my head. All bright and pretty, but with no fucking High Beam it's not going to come together. Now I know there are other products out there, but I have to have that product! It's like telling me to buy a Wal-Mart bra! Not going to happen! Face it I am a spoiled BITCH! Not that I am trashing Wal-Mart! They do have cute bras... they are just not for me!

I was cussing up a fucking storm and didn't realize that in the process of looking for said product my Mother Fucking Must have eyeshadow spilled!!!!! Yes I fucking spilled "Naughty" from Simply Kendra on the mother fucking floor!

If you follow me you know I can not get a replacement till she starts selling them and that will be some point in the next month. I HOPE! I can make due with out it till I am able to buy plenty. The point is I love that fucking eyeshadow and it was a demo! I am showing it to two of my neighbors tomorrow so that I can get her more sales! So what do I do? I grab my trusty tool that I use for detailing my nails and commence to scrapping off the top! Yes I looked like a fucking meth head!!!! It was funny! So not only did I lose my highlighter I lost my fave eye shadow!!!!!

With this being said I have to ditch the make-up look till I can reorder from Sephora. I have opted to do nails instead. Thus sparing me from having to show the world my chipmunk face. So thank you to whoever jacked my shit. You saved the viewers from seeing the chipmunk!

This is for the Ladies!

OK ladies. Are you ready? Here's some Captain. Take a swig, sit back, relax, and enjoy the blog. I hope this puts a smile on your face. It put a smile on my face when it was shared with me. I know there are several of you that could use a smile!

 Have a drink!

Enjoy these wonderful photo's shared by a friend this morning.

Yes, he is fucking HOT!

I so want to be those hands!

This is for the ladies that have had a bad week! My heart goes out to those you that have suffered a loss, to those of you who didn't get what was promised, and those of you that need a smile.

2011 has gotten off to a rocky start for some of us, but ladies, we are strong. We can turn this year around!

*Hugs and Kisses*

OMG, My Naughty List is Naughty

Yet again this week the Naughty list is a Question and Answer one! I love this! I love looking at the answers and questions. I have found some awesome blogs this way! Ange is a genius! Yes, I know I speak a lot about her and Simply Kendra. Why is that? It's because they fucking rock! Anyway, back to the Issue at hand....lol.

My question comes from Ange and this is what it is:

 Do you share your deepest kept fantasy's with your significant other?  Are there any that you are too afraid to share?

I have shared all of my fantasy's with my wonderful hubby. I feel completely comfortable with him. He is just as twisted as I am which helps...lol. I think the hardest one to share was the bondage fantasy. I didn't know how he would react hearing the things I wanted done to me.....lol. Turns out he was more then willing to oblige and help with making those comes true! Though I know I will never get him and Alexander Skarsgard in the same bed. Hey! A girl can dream!

My question for the person that follows me.

Have you ever done anything sexual in public? If so did you get more out of it from public then private?

What to do when things go sour....

   Not to say that all is wrong in the land of Nottingham but there have been days when I have wanted to strangle my husband. Due to the long days, nights, and stressful job that he has putting the rejects that some how got in the Army out, it tends to wear on him. Now you all know we have had our rough and tumble moments but we all ways manage to make it through. However making it through just isn't cutting it any more. So what me and my husband intend to do to please some of our carnal pleasures and explore some of hidden fantasies with maybe a little help from edensfantasys. Now not to say that we haven't been doing anything, its just that we haven't been doing enough of it (if you know what in the fu..... I mean).

   With the hubby running off to the big sand box soon we have both decided to give it all we got and go for the gusto. We plan on trying a few of the small things from edenfantasys just to see where our likes and our ideas will take us. We have been actively looking at trying out some of Eden's many delightful massage candles and possibly moving on to..... something a little more robust. I'm thinking light bondage.......new toys for me........ couple for him who knows? For now, since we both like to massage each other we are going to see where the candles will go. Stay tuned to see if we move further and with what. You might be shocked....or tickled.....or gagged.

Below is their banner! Below the banner I included more about edensfantasys. I wanted you to know more about the company that we chose to increase our spark.Valentines Day is coming! Take a look at what they have to offer!

edenfantasys is an awesome company. They are well liked by numerous people. I do mean numerous. There website has anything and everything you could want for a self love, couples love, and just all around love. OK well sex. It's all about sex and romance. They have toys for men, toys for women, toys for couples. They have lingerie, bondage toys, fetish aids, and they even carry liberator adventure gear! Ladies and Gentlemen they have it all! Everything is easily labeled. They provide real reviews for their items. These are people that have tried that item and posted honest reviews. You want a place to buy DVDs without feeling like a dirty old man is undressing you with his eyes? They have them! Those gag gifts for special occasion. They have them! They have forums you can join. You can read several reviews for that product you are looking for! I spent hours on the site. It's awesome to be able to sit with the hubby and look through the items from the comfort of our home! You will not be disappointed.

This is a review of the company by me. I did this on my own and received nothing in exchange! I simple wanted to spread the word about edensfantasys!

The make-up stuff I would die without!

I am ditching Massive FUCK YOU Monday and joining Make-up Monday. This week is my list of things that I have to have. Things I can't live without! Trust me I can't live without a bunch so I narrowed it down.

Number 1 on my list!

 Yes Ladies. This is the one and only Urban Decay Primer Potion! I have tried 2faced Shadow insurance and didn't like it. In fact I have 2 tubes in my drawer that are unopened. I have to have this. It starts every look.

Number 2:

 My NYX jumbo pencils. They make those bright shades really electric! They can also turn a drab color into a fab color! Smooth and creamy. They are very blendable and I just love them!!!!!

Number 3:

My Este Lauder Icy Pink Lip Gloss! I love love love love this gloss! It is discontinued so I had to buy bulk. I am currently looking for a suitable replacement. I will share that once I get one. I have ordered the Lorac Lip Glosses so hopefully those will work... Who knows!

Number 4:

 Yes, I love my MAC brushes!!! The Elf blending brush has taken the place of one of them. I am waiting on the ELF brush set to come. I expect I will be mixing the two sets. We shall see.

Number 5:

This is my newest addition and it's an already can't live with out! This product is so versatile. You can make dramatic even more dramatic. You can turn sexy into even more sexy. It is just perfect for every look!!!!! You have got to try this!!!!!

Number 6:

The Coastal Scents Blush and Contour Palette! Yes Ladies this is everything you will need in one awesome palette.

There are many more items I use on a daily basis, but these are my absolutely fave items! I have a wide variety of make-up. Everything from Wet and Wild to NARS. I use them all. You have to experiment. Sometimes that perfect shade of drugstore brand eyeshadow can give an awesome look! It's not always about the price. I have found dollar priced eye shadows that are far better then MAC. It's all a matter of how you use it and the look you are trying to achieve! Enjoy your Monday.

 The finished product. Another look using "Naughty" by Simply Kendra. This is my 7th can't live without item! I love her purple!

An awesome New Years Day!

Today is Camryn's 10th birthday. We started our day with the hour journey to spend the day with him. Only it's turned into an overnight vacation because we are having a blast. He was so excited to see us. He has told me he loves me about 10 times! I am loving this! To have all the babies together is a wonderful way to start a great year. Nate is enjoying having all the kids to play with. I am loving the visit with the family also. We had a great dinner and set off a bunch of fireworks. The kids are enjoying themselves and I have to admit its nice to get away from Leesville! 

I have another make-up look to post when we get home. I hope you all had a wonderful start to the New Year! Happy 2011!!!!!