Friday, April 8, 2011

Fuck you FRIDAY.. Government style!

Yes, I took the time out from everything going on to compose a long overdue FUCK YOU list!
1. FUCK YOU elected douchecanoes who think it's OK to cut military pay but yet make sure you get a damn paycheck!
2. FUCK YOU OBAMA..... for the veto on the bill that would have made sure the military got paid!
3. FUCK YOU every single mother fucker in Washington that wants to argue over Planned Parenthood and Internet instead of passing a fucking budget! Seriously an unborn child is more important then soldiers and their children?! FAIL! EPIC FAIL!
4. FUCK YOU douchecanoe of an x-husband that has fucked up my son's head to the point that he will never again be my little happy boy! FUCK YOU and DIE!
5. FUCK YOU to the Vernon Parish school and their policies! Old bunch of fucking retards that need to DIE!
6. FUCK YOU to the local business who in the middle of having half a paycheck still have to pay our bill to you! Seriously you couldn't wait till the first? Fucking douchecanoes!!!!!
7. FUCK YOU to the fucking piece of shit slime ball attorney for informing me that we will incur another 2 grand in legal fees since douchecanoe x-husband is non-complaint!
8. FUCK YOU to Ethan's doctor.... it's not her fault, but damn why does my son have to be so far away!
9. FUCK YOU Government Shutdown if in fact you happen and take our pay! We have to travel 7 hours to see my son on the 22nd and now we will not be able to go! FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GOVERNMENT!

Ugh, I am filled with so much hate right now! I feel like our country has turned their backs on us. Honestly, arguing over petty ass bullshit and holding up pay for damn near 800,000 people! I could care less about tourism or parks to be quite honest! Thank God I fucking quit drinking cokes, but I will now quit smoking! That is a plus. On the other hand I buy bottled water because the water here is fucking worse then drinking vinegar! It's a horrible fucking nasty excuse for water! I am so not happy! If you have a problem with my FUCK YOUS then suck a dick and choke on it! 

OH, DOUCHECANOE FUCKING GOVERNMENT AND PRESIDENT.... HOW ABOUT CUTTING YOUR FUCKING PAY SINCE YOU MAKE MORE THEN WE FUCKING DO! THE BUDGET CUTS SHOULD COME FROM YOUR POCKETS. CUT OUT THE PRESIDENTS TRIPS! MAKE HIS FUCKING ASS DRIVE HIMSELF SOMEWHERE! SORRY BASTARD!

3 comments:

Ange said...

This is just more reason why Jason and I need to be president/vice president.

Lindsey said...

I'm sorry that you have to go through so much Jen. I wish the best for you and your family and little Ethan. He is a doll and can only hope and wish for him to have the best he can ever have in life. You are an amazing mother and you should know that and hold on to that. <3

Jen Sparkles said...

@Ange, Yes, you should be president! I am doing a write in Vote for you!
@Lindsey, Thank you. I know all of this will get better. It's just taking longer then I had hoped. Ethan is too precious to have to go through this. Though I know this will make him even stronger. =)